May 2013
porndirector:
i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
fugrats:
read this if u wanna date me
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
oh my fucking god Charlotte
sherlockisthenight:
apps that don’t turn sideways when you lay down
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
no
one
cares
that
you
queued
that
post
“Just because you don’t say much doesn’t mean people don’t notice you. It’s...”
– Amy Efaw (via wryer)
“The proper use of science is not to conquer Nature, but to live in it.”
– Barry Commoner (via cosmic-rebirth)
charmancler:
i’m not even funny what am i doing on this website
nue:
*40 year old white father voice* hey sport
idcau:
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
are you a 12 on the pH scale because you’re a basic bitch
spacegiants:
mensrightsactivist:
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
